You thought it could never happen here?

Some will stop at nothing to have their way with our botanical freedoms.

The shocking facts here:

You heard, saw and felt it here first!

So now: Write to your MP! Petition the Queen! Do whatever it takes!

The world must see botanical reason.

Dr M says: Botany is our birthright, there are no exceptions!

And…

APRIL FOOL!

(as if you was fooled!)